Daily Joke: A Man's Experience in the Monastery of Silence
A man entered the Monastery of Silence, seeking a peaceful life.
Upon arrival, the Chief Priest informed him:
“Brother, this is a silent monastery, you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”
After a year, the Chief Priest allowed Brother John to speak two words. Brother John said:
“Hard Bed.”The Chief Priest responded with an apology and a promise to provide a better bed.
The following year, Brother John was again permitted to speak two words, saying:
“Cold Food.”The Chief Priest assured him that the food would improve.
On his third anniversary, the Chief Priest called Brother John into his office, granting him the opportunity to speak two words. However, instead of speaking, the Chief Priest said:
“It is probably best,”and then added:
“All you have done since you got here is complain.”
Author's summary: A monk's complaints lead to trouble.